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Faux pas literally means a false step, in fashion you can hear it as a style blunder, error in judgement or blame the stylist.  Regardless of what's called, is something that no one want to be doing it, or better yet, wearing it. So I decided to write this post after seeing a particularly offensive woman at my son's doctor's appointment (just to make it clear, I'm sure she's a great person, with a great personality and all that jazz, I'm talking specifically  about what she was wearing, and it kills me that my cell phone was left in the car and obviously I didn't have my camera) and felt compelled to write a little list of things you should avoid in order to keep yourself out of the worst dressed list, being at your job, at a party or God forbid, a doctor's office. Just beware, images below are graphic and may be offensive for the faint of heart.


1- Underwear

• No one wants to know or cares that you are in the end of your weekly laundry cycle and all you have left are granny panties, there's absolutely NO excuse for panty lines, including g-strings coming out of your pants. 
• The uniboob....it may be some perverts wet dream, but in the real world, you really need to fit the girls (all of them) inside the cup of your bra.
• Different color underwear that people can see through your clothes...come on, that can not be that hard.

How tacky and cheap does this look? Not to mention that they're only 13 years old.
Thanks to www.sodahead.com for the picture.

2- Fit

• Make sure that the buttons on your shirt close, I mean all the way, without that ridiculous gap in between them. No one finds that attractive.
• Camel toe...need I say more?
• Saggy pants, it doesn't really matter if its in the front (looks like you're packing) or in  the back ( looks like maybe you're too late to get to the bathroom) both are appalling.

How attractive is this?! I found this pearl at www.uhnd.com.
And the worst is that she probably left the house thinking she was going
to rock the boardwalk.

3- Accessories

• Socks with sandals...just the thought makes my stomach churn.
• Strappy shoes that are too tight, it just looks like you're baking bread on your feet.
• Fanny packs...please, please just don't. Ever.

Ok, so I feel a little bad about getting this picture from a weight loss support forum.
But she's a prime example of the "baker's feet". Sorry.